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the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/13/12 7:32 AM
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even if they give you all these splendors to deny jesus, believe in him and worship only god his father for entering the kingdom of heaven is near at hand
Re: the kingdom of heaven JezTheHeathen 3/13/12 8:11 PM


Re: the kingdom of heaven Andréa 3/13/12 9:43 PM
god also hates flags.

but the new google forum pic search won't allow me to find anything witty to put here.

sux!
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/14/12 3:40 AM
the humble man will enter the kingdom of heaven soon for the wedding party.
Re: the kingdom of heaven Quiet Riot 3/14/12 7:58 AM
That sounds like a mis-quote. Chapter and verse, please.
Re: the kingdom of heaven JezTheHeathen 3/14/12 1:38 PM


Re: the kingdom of heaven kikinotdee 3/16/12 8:06 AM
Nice find Jez!
Re: the kingdom of heaven StartsWithOne 3/16/12 7:51 PM
It just wouldn't be the same without a god thread...wait are these even threads?
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/19/12 1:30 PM
let the dew of heaven water the field of your life, that you may reap plenty of corn
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/19/12 1:31 PM
hunger for peace
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/19/12 1:33 PM
thirst for righteousness
Re: the kingdom of heaven Quiet Riot 3/20/12 8:36 AM

"the humble man will enter the kingdom of heaven soon for the wedding party."

I'm still waiting on chapter and verse on this one, please.
Re: the kingdom of heaven krouth 3/20/12 12:49 PM
I knew the wackos would resurrect (pun intended) this "religious bot" thread.  :)
Re: the kingdom of heaven kikinotdee 3/20/12 2:48 PM
mmmm Corn !!
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/23/12 2:20 AM
the humble is the meek unprotesting. he will be happy
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/23/12 2:22 AM
only believers in jesus will rise first
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/23/12 2:24 AM
and those living will be healed from decay in a flash
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/25/12 2:21 PM
until everything written by the prophets has come, the law of moses will continue therefore whoever is angry with his brother is a murderer and will not enter heaven, so make peace
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/25/12 2:28 PM
jesus used to do this please
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/26/12 6:02 AM
anyone looking with lust at a woman is committing adultery, so be careful.
 this is the amend of moses' law by th lord jesus
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/26/12 6:04 AM
and come to terms.
Re: the kingdom of heaven AlGoreRhythm 3/26/12 7:42 AM
anyone looking with lust at a woman is committing adultery

JC, is that you?
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/28/12 1:24 PM
will you marry a dismissed woman? yes unless she was divorced for unfaithfulness. if not, you commit adultery.
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/30/12 3:37 AM
god has not originally intended that a man should divorce his wife even for fornication. but some men have given up marriage for the sake of the kingdom of heaven.
Re: the kingdom of heaven bornagainrationalist 3/30/12 8:34 PM
What if those reasons were that they teach hatred to our youth and use fear as a tool for gaining new members, and keeping old ones
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/31/12 1:32 AM
jesus is the son of the man god father who created heaven and earth, for the earth is the lords and the fulness of it and those dwelling in. rely on his teaching for all other ground is sinking.
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 3/31/12 1:38 AM
why is heaven a most beautiful world?. there is no dust there
Re: the kingdom of heaven aka alex 3/31/12 4:57 AM
How about dirt?
Re: the kingdom of heaven JezTheHeathen 3/31/12 6:38 AM


Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/2/12 1:27 AM
heavenly buildings
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/2/12 1:28 AM
no dust, no dirt
Re: the kingdom of heaven aka alex 4/2/12 9:08 AM
No trees or flowers.  >.<
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/4/12 4:30 AM
 flowers and grappes and sounds nice smelling
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/4/12 4:33 AM
becareful that your good deeds be secret
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/4/12 4:34 AM
why should the father of heaven reward you therefore?
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/5/12 2:48 AM
and your heaven father will reward you what have you been doing out of ordinary
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/7/12 3:34 AM
put on new clothings, wash your teeth and comb your hair that people will not know what you are doing. and your heavenly father in the most higher world who sees what you done in private will re ward you in heaven. that how you wi_ll save yuour money in heaven from thives. they will not lost their value but ra
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/7/12 3:37 AM
they will never lost their values in heaven. there, there is no moth to destroy them
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/11/12 4:07 AM
that you will not appear to suffer even for heaven
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/11/12 9:05 AM
jesus has suffered all his life for heaven's sake though he was coming from heaven, giving his followers an example that they should walk in his steps.
Re: the kingdom of heaven aka alex 4/11/12 9:23 PM
and jesus spake all the words and saith STFU

pleasehim are you a BOT?
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/14/12 4:09 AM
jesus said, 'dont worry about anything,' for he cares for birds. do you not worth much more?
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/17/12 4:40 AM
each period of time brings an evil, the things of itself. troubles of its own.
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/20/12 6:46 AM
dont worry about those troubles that brings the day because all of them are plans of the devils
Re: the kingdom of heaven kikinotdee 4/20/12 8:25 AM
alex you made me rofl,I think its a femme bot with guns in the nipples and everything!
oops I said nipples do you think its head will explode or will this reply be fagged oopa I mean flagged :)
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Re: the kingdom of heaven phraiser 4/24/12 4:18 PM
there is no other name to be saved Jesus
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 4/28/12 8:05 AM
in ancient days,two servants offended their master. they were cast in prison. in the dream of the winesteward, behold he was standing by a vine and watched its 3 branches bud , blossom and ripe into grappes. he took some grappes , pressed them and gave it to his lord. next 3 days later his dream became true, he was restored to his former office. but the baker dreamt and behold, he was cerrying 3 baskets of bread and birds were eating from the top basket the baked bread of his master.  3 days later he was sentenced to die, and his body was hanged on a tree for bids to eat away his flesh as they ate the baked bread. the 3 branches of the vine and the 3 baskets standing for 3 days.
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 5/2/12 6:28 AM
this was the dream of a king whose country should suffer famine for seven years following seven years of great plenty.  the king was standing on shore when suddenly seven fat cows came up out of the river to feed on the grass. and behold seven other skinny cows came up out folloing and ate the beautiful ones.
the second  form of the dream is that the king watched one stalk growing with seven ears of full corns when suddenly another stalk spouted with seven heads blighted by the east wing, and they ate up the full ones. the seven cows and the seven corns standing for seven years either plenty or hunger
Re: the kingdom of heaven kikinotdee 5/2/12 12:02 PM
And the Lord said unto John. "come forth and receive eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster!

Re: the kingdom of heaven krouth 5/3/12 7:49 AM
Two nuns were riding their bikes down a long cobbled street, when they stopped for a break.
One of the nuns says to the other, "I've never come
this way before."
The second one replied, "Must be the cobbles..."
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 5/9/12 11:38 AM
to be the first make yourself servant
Re: the kingdom of heaven pleasehim 5/9/12 11:47 AM
notice that pharaoh invited jacob the son of isaac to egypt. he was welcomed in Goshen the best land and lived there 10 years after the 7 years of famine that happened in that area.
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