Why do I get all sensible when asked to speak daft? Daft is my regular mode of speech but not when put on the spot. Aha - please tell me what is the spot and where is it? If you show me that spot I'll stand on it and be as daft as you like!

Sleepy I am. Bed I go to. Night good.

(Is that good Yoda speak? I've never sent the films so no idea).