So "Absolutely Unique Visitors" are the amount of people visiting the site during the selected time period.
And "New visits" are people visiting the site for the first time ever!
And "Visits" are just that, visits - regardless of if 1000 visits come from 1 person

So what are "Unique views"?? Is 4214 unique views the same as 4212 PEOPLE that are unique in the time-frame? Or could 1000 people have seen 4 pages each? Is "time-frame" important in this metric (as it is in Unique Visitor)? Couldn't GA be a bit more consistent in the metrics they present under each report :S

Anyone who would like to make my life easier?